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Bubba had Shingles
Bubba Had Shingles
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." The doctor asked, "Where?"
Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??"
Posted on 15 May 2008 by Giggles
Warped
I was walking past the mental hospital the
other day, and all the patients were
shouting ,'13....13....13'
The fence was too high to see over, but
I saw a little gap in the planks and looked
through to see what was going on.
Somebody poked me in the eye
with a stick.
Then they all started shouting
'14....14....14'..
Posted on 15 May 2008 by Giggles
Did you know this?
Bet you'll go to your kitchen to check this one out. I did.
Well, I'm not telling everyone my age, as most of you already know ... BUT ... I had to go into the kitchen and check this out for myself. Who ever looks at the end of your aluminum foil box? What a fantastic idea. Now, if someone would just make plastic wrap that didn't stick to itself.
I've been using aluminum foil for more years than I care to remember. Great stuff, but sometimes it can be a pain. You know, like when you are in the middle of doing something and you try to pull some foil out and the roll comes out of the box. Then you have to put the roll back in the box and start over. The darn roll always comes out at the wrong time.
Well, I would like to share this with you. Yesterday I went to throw out an empty Reynolds foil box and for some reason I turned it and looked at the end of the box. And written on the end it said, “Press here to lock end”. Right there on the end of the box is a tab to lock the roll in place. How long has this little locking tab been there? I then looked at a generic brand of aluminum foil and it had one, too. I then looked at a box of Saran wrap and it had one too! I can’t count the number of times the Saran warp roll has jumped out when I was trying to cover something up.
I’m sharing this with my friends that did not know this. If you all ready know this, delete this message and don’t e-mail me and make me feel dumber than I already feel. If you didn’t know this, e-mail me and let me know so I won’t feel so dumb.
I hope I’m not the only person that didn’t know about this.
Posted on 14 May 2008 by Giggles
Wrong Email
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong E-mail
address:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they
spent their honeymoon 20 years before.
Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on
Friday, and his wife w as flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a
computer in his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife. However,
he accidentally left out one letter in her E-mail
address, and without noticing his error, sent the
email to the wrong address.
Meanwhile ... Somewhere in Houston ... A widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory after
suffering a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her E-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends After reading the first message, she
screamed and then fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and
then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Date: Friday, October 13, 2007
Subject: I have arrived!
I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and
you are allowed to send E-mail to your loved ones.
I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has
been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you
then.
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
PS It sure is freakin' hot down here
Posted on 05 May 2008 by Giggles
Bar joke
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we serve a drink here named after you", and the grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Bob?"
Posted on 29 Apr 2008 by Don Clark
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